Face Down, Ass Up — That’s the Canadian Way?
Let’s not sugarcoat it.
Canada is collapsing.
Not drifting, not stumbling — collapsing.
And not because of incompetence.
Because of intentional sabotage disguised as virtue.
Nine years of lies.
Nine years of national humiliation.
Nine years of a globalist puppet show starring the same plastic smiles, fake empathy, and scripted platitudes while the country burns underneath.
And what did Canadians do?
They got down on their knees — face down, ass up, lubed up — and begged for more.
Welcome to the Pain Olympics
Let’s run the scorecard:
2 million people a month using food banks
Tent cities exploding across every major city
Homeownership dreams crushed unless you inherit or escape
Real estate development frozen in bureaucracy
GDP per capita in the toilet, productivity flatlining
Crime skyrocketing, while cops get lectured on inclusivity
Housing, healthcare, education — all broken
And what did we vote for?
We didn’t vote for transformation.
We voted for Trans.
Not transition. Not improvement.
Trans.
The ideology. The agenda. The full package.
Men in women’s prisons. Pronoun policing. Rainbow-painted policy while the nation falls apart.
They’re not fixing the economy — they’re rewriting gender definitions.
They’re not fighting poverty — they’re funding drag shows in elementary schools.
They’re not protecting freedoms — they’re criminalizing dissent.
But Did We Actually Vote for This?
No, we didn’t.
This election was a rigged show.
Let’s be clear: this isn’t the U.S. — we don’t use mail-in ballots.
We do something even sketchier: “advanced voting.”
Where unsealed ballot boxes are handed off to volunteers — who, in some ridings, take them home for the weekend like it’s a damn science fair project.
And before a single one of those ballots was fully counted,
the media declared a winner.
As if the entire thing wasn’t pre-written.
It wasn’t a vote.
It was a performance.
Different Puppet. Same Strings.
Now with upgraded WEF globalist firmware.
This isn’t Trudeau. This isn’t Freeland.
This is a regime designed in Geneva, coded in Davos, and downloaded directly into our Parliament.
Your leaders?
They aren’t leading.
They’re managing your decline.
This is Klaus Schwab's Canada™.
Where you’ll eat bugs, rent forever, keep quiet, wave a flag with 37 stripes on it, and pretend it’s progress.
But We’re Not Dead Yet
They control the media.
They control the narrative.
They think they control you.
But here’s what they fear:
You haven’t broken yet.
There’s still fire in the people who build.
Who raise families.
Who pay the bills, shovel the driveways, and just want a future that makes sense again.
The system is lying.
But we’re still watching.
And we haven’t forgotten how to fight.
Final Word
This country is at war — not with guns, but with gaslighting.
If you speak truth? You’re dangerous.
If you ask questions? You’re a threat.
If you refuse to kneel? You’re the problem.
But maybe that’s exactly what we need right now: more problems for the regime.
So stay loud. Stay angry. Stay awake.
Because this isn’t over — not by a long shot.
Canada, you didn’t vote for transformation.
You voted for Trans.
And now you’re getting the full package — whether you like it or not.
Damn Darryl... that was epic!